I can’t believe it, I just can’t facking believe it! I’m a facking Garou! It’s 6 years late, but it happened, it god damned happened! I’m a facking Garou, and shite I am huge! I wish my uncle was still around. This calls for a celebration; time to break out the creature and get rote of. That dog McDanan gets his, but I don’t give a rat’s ass about the bet, the entire caern can see my tits for all I care. I’ll be too busy suckin’ diesel and partying to give a damn. Here’s to Gaia and my uncle, now I can finally honor his memory the right way.
but god damned those scrawbed Ogres know how to belt. Suck it ya manky wyrmspawn! Next time we set I’ll knack yer melt in better.